clinton, i know you’re reading this. we should meet one day and share high-brow journalistic observations about the absurdity of life. (“bobby jindal IS the indian kenneth the page!” as we swill oregon pinot noir and nibble on tapas.)

12/23 edition

12/22 edition

yes lauren, it is pretty weird since my only contact at the express has since left for greener pastures. i’m just that good.

in bed.

but most interestingly in my google analytics is that SOMEONE in the world searched “‘wanted’ mcevoy fat girl speech to boss” in google and found my blog. what is that about? although it was a good speech.

LISTEN!! (you’ll need real player, which is sort of stupid.)

i love robin young’s perfect soothing radio voice, especially compared to my hyperfast rampage. also, if you know how to make this non-real player, then let me know.

chances are, i won’t be broadcast in your area, but i’ll try to post the recording on my blog. right now i’m doing some serious studying on nuclear, but i’ll be happy as long as i don’t say nucular.

sallee5, thanks for the ridiculous screen grab. ass.

that’s a lie. i also took and drank the water, but i definitely swiped the cranberry juice from the green room with an F you on the mind.

another perk: they had a car service pick me up, and he was MINE until the taping was over. apparently jefferson (no last name) sometimes drives meestah murdoch around and to and from his private 747 at dulles airport. now i wish i had biked to the studio and brought my helmet into the building. “you guys totally need more bike racks around here. btw is this cranberry juice locally produced?”

anyways, i’ve buried the lead. i have some confirmation of when this segment will be, but i still have no idea what the name of this show is.

SATURDAY NIGHT AT 8PM ON FOX NEWS CHANNEL.
SUNDAY NIGHT AT 10PM ON FOX NEWS CHANNEL.

get your friends and parents to watch! “doood, i totally know that girl!”

if you were wondering, the topic was liberal bias in academia. i was the token liberal.

the show i did was w/ larry elder, a somewhat well-known libertarian turned republican, and the guy i went up against was the spokesman for YAF, the young america’s foundation, the “principal outreach organization of the Conservative Movement.” let’s think about this for a second: trained spokesman for right-wing group vs. second-rate blogger. i’m pretty sure i talked more than he did, so in the cable news world, i think that means i win.

i have no idea when this thing will actually air, but all i hope is that i look hot. and smart.

when i find out more, i’ll let this blog know, and i’ll also post the youtube-alicious clip when i have it. this guy has a facebook group that says they love him. do you love me?

as of 2:40am, there are 66 comments, and i can only hope and dream and pray for more just like the one from enderx.
although this farker unfortunately doesn’t know it’s easier to “quash” a party than “squash” one — this is still the most excellent news of the day. i knew this seattle university story was a winner.

UPDATE (10:30am): fark doesn’t love me. because someone had posted the same story earlier, they took mine down. if you want to know what that one commenter said, you can ask me to assuage my vanity, but i’m pretty much broken and beaten right now.