Skunkgal - Too Much Skunk In Your Junk

i am going to be a wife ‘failure’

via boing boing

So far, my score = -17. this is only the first page of a longer test, but i’d say the future looks bleak.

confirming what i already knew

when it came to finding men without the douchebaggery, the odds were always stacked against me.

you think these numbers are dubious? i don’t care what you think. it explains a lot.

thanks, jesse, for the tip.

depression and a cute dress

jesse sent me this really depressing story about how women need to settle for a mediocre husband, and soon!

then, immediately after being thoroughly disheartened, i read this new study, saying “people’s spending judgment goes out the window when they’re down, especially if they’re a bit self-absorbed.”

so i do have this whole blog about myself. i’m feeling bad about my prospects. i was already planning a trip to barney’s co-op. DISASTER, HERE I COME.

maybe i can cuddle with a new pair of skinny jeans. no?