art openings make my head explode
June 3, 2009, 11:27 pm
LA is good for few things: yogurt trends, race relations, and people watching. this past weekend, jessica and i went to a david lynch photography exhibit opening, where the pics were part of a lynch/danger mouse/sparklehorse collaboration. don’t know who any of these people are? you’ll be ok. the photos were appallingly bad, but the lynchians in attendance were top notch. in order to take frontal photos of people without being creepy and getting in their faces, i sat just to the side of a room entrance and took arty action shots.
below i offer the photos w/ the terse nondescriptions these people deserve.
is that a dead animal on your pants or are you just happy to see me? oh.
you are a younger version of mort goldman from family guy .
hey, guy. i think you spilled some bleach. and ripped your shirt. and forgot to get a new haircut since 1995 …
are you lost?
no snark. i just like this one.
where do you even find floral leather like that? and silver plastic glasses? there’s so much amazing, i ran out of arrows.
anyway, i realized that exhibit openings like this one are really just an excuse for people to take pictures of people who are there to have photos taken of them. how many SLR cameras do you see in this shot?
ok only two, but there were way more there, i swear.
i capped off the night with a kill pixie exhibit opening hosted by tim roth of recent lie to me fame.
the crowd at this event was way more normal looking than the one earlier in the day, so i have nothing to report from the “people are f’ing weird” department. except maybe this site: tim roth addicted.
