this pretty much sums it up:

i’m not trying to be melodramatic here, but this could be the worst michigan/ND game in history. i’m not sure if the two teams individually have ever been this bad at the same time.

here’s hoping michigan is the least worst team. hurruh!

dear kwame,

you have let me and the city of detroit down today. i thought you were tough; i thought you had resolve. instead, you fold when things get a little tough. i remember back when eliot spitzer got busted for that whole prostitution thing and he resigned a couple days after the story broke. i remember thinking, “kwame would never do that.” yet here we are.

the detroit spirit has completely abandoned your increasingly rotund body. you know exactly what i’m talking about. it’s the spirit that inspired your wife to beat that stripper in the mayoral mansion. the spirit that permeates through the detroit lions management and reaffirms their commitment to taking wide receivers in the first round of the draft. it’s the same spirit that allows the big three to give its collective middle finger to gas prices and say, “prius!?! hybrids are for pussies. here’s another F-150.”

so you’re going to jail, but do you really have to resign? i just thought you were better than that.

disappointed,
skunk

michigan’s “star” running back was caught DWI in grand rapids. he blew a .281, was passed out with the car in drive when the cops approached, and was about 9 miles wrong when explaining where he was. a map, courtesy of mr. dailey:

sean doesn’t think the map quite represents HOW WRONG grady was when trying to describe where he was, so i offer you this graphic:

other details from the police report:

• Grady was off-balance and unable to recite the alphabet, with officer Thompson quoting Grady as saying “O, R, S, J, L, P.”

• The officer said he asked for a number between 12 and 14, and Grady answered “15.”

• When asked whether Mickey Mouse is a dog or a cat, Grady answered “dog.”

check out the cute asian boy at the 2:43 mark.

U-M running back and former EGR standout Kevin Grady to be arraigned on drunken driving charge

University of Michigan football player and former East Grand Rapids High School standout Kevin Grady will be in Wyoming District Court next week, where he will be arraigned on a charge of operating while intoxicated.

Grady, 22, was taken to the Kent County Jail this morning and was released on a $5,000 personal recognizance bond, according to jail records.

The intoxication charge is a misdemeanor. Wyoming Police are not commenting on the case prior to Grady’s arraignment, according to spokesman Capt. Brad Schutter.

they sell plain jims, the vito, cocaine, and pitbulls. who knew.

Jimmy Johns arrested on felony drug charges

Alabama Crimson Tide senior linebacker Jimmy Johns was dismissed from the football team and suspended from the University on Tuesday after being arrested on felony drug charges.

Johns was charged with five counts of distribution of cocaine and one count of possession of a controlled substance.
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Police said Johns was “pretty wide open” to selling cocaine to students on and around the campus but tried to hide what he was doing from his teammates.

Undercover officers purchased cocaine from Johns five times in the last week and a half, Snyder said, and they arrested him at a gas station near his off-campus apartment where he lived alone.

Authorities who searched the apartment found about 10 grams of cocaine and ecstasy pills.

also …

Johns violated NCAA eligibility rules by putting his image on a website that advertised the sale of pit bulls.

Pictures of Johns in his Alabama uniform appeared on jimmyjohnspitbulls.com which violates NCAA bylaw 12.5.2.1 which states that, “an individual shall not be eligible for participation in intercollegiate athletics if the individual accepts any remuneration for or permits the use of his or her name or picture to advertise, recommend or promote directly the sale or use of a commercial product or service of any kind.”

The website jimmyjohnspitbulls.com was unable to be accessed as of Wednesday evening.

puts mike vick to shame.

at #6 of the “Top 10 Most Useless Jerseys“:

6. Charles Rogers/Mike Williams, Detroit Lions

There’s not much I can say here that hasn’t been said. Both of these high profile wide receivers were drafted early and pretty much did nothing, ever. On one end of the spectrum, there was the injury plagued Rogers, who wasn’t able to bounce back from consecutive season-ending collarbone injuries. And, of course, there’s Williams, who been unable to bounce back from eating too much.

i personally think it’s perfectly acceptable to still wear this charles rogers jersey–which i bought for $15 at TJ maxx midway through his last season.

stay tuned for some rogers action in the CFL? maybe?

like recruiting michigan quarterbacks?

i hope it’s true.