quick stop in dc
July 23, 2009, 3:38 am
before i move to philly on friday. omfg.
newport beach is pretty and all, but it’s nice to be back in dc where …
the plants are green
the girls are pale
the boys are flabby
the hours of happiness are intense
the food is greasy
and chipotle is the best “mexican” you can find.
i’ll miss it here.
In Philly…
the plants are sparse
the girls are flabby
the boys are flabby
the hours of when crime occures are 24/7
the food is even more greasy (voted city with most unattractive people)
and grease trucks in Campus City are actaully the best you’ll find.
oh yeah, and the mosquitos are BRUTAL.