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it is the gobi desert in my office building

i don’t think i’ve ever worked in temperature-controlled building that has been so damn dry. my eczema has flared up, my lips are chapped (but they’re fine when i go home), my throat is dry, my skin is peeling off, and i drink upwards of 10 cups of water a day.

my first idea was to complain about it. did that, but i have no idea if anything was going to change.

adorablethen i decided to look for a humidifier. i found this “Crane Adorable 1 Gallon Cool Mist Humidifier.” who would buy this monstrosity? at least 462 people, since they reviewed it. as maura points out, i would never purchase anything with “adorable” in its name.

now, i’m thinking outside the box. the plan is to take a ton of water and just pour it all over my carpet. then the air will soak it up and it will be humid. right? seems perfectly reasonable.

8 Responses to “ it is the gobi desert in my office building ”

  1. jina said:

    i’m embarassed to admit that my initial reaction was: “aw, that’s a penguin. how cute!”

  2. maura said:

    i’ve gone through like two chapsticks already. we should set off the sprinklers.

  3. alison said:

    i just tried pouring stuff on the floor. it just feels wrong. now i have multiple tupperware full of water surrounding me. call this a science experiment.

  4. jina said:

    mr. theones would be proud.

  5. sean dailey said:

    how does your body react to mold, cause you might be trading one problem for another.

  6. Tom Harkin said:

    I just got a charlie horse. Damn building.

  7. Jimmy said:

    That penguin is the shit. I’d buy one in a second

  8. N. Schwab said:

    Is that why I’ve been using vats of facial lotion every night? Hmmmmmm.

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