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troy high = best high school

b/c u.s. news says so.

troy high gets a silver medal, basically b/c we have high-performing poor/minority contingents.

i was surprised to see that troy had only 4.6% minority enrollment, but i guess all those asians (not included) make it seem more diverse than this accounts for. apparently troy high is now 25.7% asian, which is holy crap even more than the 19.8% when i was there. one quarter asian. that’s insane.

9 Responses to “ troy high = best high school ”

  1. Ratt Stink said:

    this would be so much cooler if the only people who cared about rankings weren’t ivy league northeastern elites… do you think people in the midwest even know u.s. news & world report exists?

  2. alison said:

    nope. we’re just a bunch of country bumpkins. higher education huh?

  3. Tom Harkin said:

    Dear Mr. Stink –

    As a Midwesterner myself, I find your comment confusing. I read U.S. News. I have a personal subscription, and I keep extra copies on the tables in waiting room outside my Senate office. I care deeply about the rankings, as do many of my constituents. Please see:

    http://www.public.iastate.edu/~nscentral/news/2008/aug/ranking.shtml
    http://www.news-releases.uiowa.edu/2008/march/032808usnews_report.html

    Also, please note the comment of my dear friend Sally Mason at University of Iowa.

  4. Ratt Stink said:

    sen. harkin,

    please, call me ratt. i profusely apologize for my previous comment, as i attended a prep school in massachusetts that adhered to a strict “fly-over country” curriculum, then an elite ivy league institution. as far as i know, only townies go to state schools. so you can hardly fault me for not knowing where iowa is… it is in the midwest, right? how close are you to california? i went to san francisco once, really liked the people and liberal atmosphere. bought a nice pair of birkenstocks when i was there.

  5. Tom Harkin said:

    Dear Ratt –

    I like how you think. Maybe we should be Facebook friends?

    Sincerely yours,
    Tom

  6. Mike said:

    Yes, I too like rankings. Especially when it comes to ranking high schools. I’m sure my future employer would love to see that I went to one of the top rated high schools (public or not). “I’m sorry sir, I went to community college. But, hey my high school was ranked top 5 in the U.S. That must account for something right?”

    If only I decied to go to High Tech High, I would of graduated from the 4th best highschool in the US. But I settled for public school and look at where I am now… getting a full page layout in Business Week.;)

  7. Coop Nasty said:

    Mr. Stink…I mean, Ratt,

    Yes, Iowa is in the Midwest. I have heard Southern Iowa referred to on a number of occasions as “God’s Country.” Great place. Just stay the hell away from Indiana.

    -Nasty

  8. An Indiana Boy on an Indiana Night said:

    Dear Nasty,

    Let’s leave Indiana out of this.

    –the lone hoosier

  9. sean dailey said:

    dear the lone hoosier-

    if by “this” you mean “the united states,” then yes, by all means, let’s.

    -the mitten state

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