kevin grady is an idiot
August 19, 2008, 11:12 am
michigan’s “star” running back was caught DWI in grand rapids. he blew a .281, was passed out with the car in drive when the cops approached, and was about 9 miles wrong when explaining where he was. a map, courtesy of mr. dailey:
sean doesn’t think the map quite represents HOW WRONG grady was when trying to describe where he was, so i offer you this graphic:
other details from the police report:
• Grady was off-balance and unable to recite the alphabet, with officer Thompson quoting Grady as saying “O, R, S, J, L, P.”
• The officer said he asked for a number between 12 and 14, and Grady answered “15.”
• When asked whether Mickey Mouse is a dog or a cat, Grady answered “dog.”
that looks about right.
I don’t think its right if cops ask trick questions. Yes Mickey Mouse is a mouse, but it wasn’t one of the “elligble” answers…
yeah, but a reasonably sober person could answer that question. he didn’t make the guy say the alphabet backwards or anything. now if he made the guy say “sin” ten times and then asked him what an aluminum can is made of, then maybe that’s unfair.
I enjoy your t-shirt/golf course metaphor.