does cindy mccain have daddy issues?
August 22, 2008, 5:15 pm
let’s survey the evidence.
1. jim hensley, cindy mccain’s father, was a bombardier in WWII who was shot down over the english channel. after returning injured from combat, he left his first wife to be with cindy’s mom and left behind a daughter.
2. john mccain was a naval aviator who was shot down in vietnam. after returning injured from combat, he left his disfigured first wife to be with cindy and left behind a daughter (along with two other children from the first wife’s previous marriage).
kind of creepy, right? and as jesse says, every girl just wants to marry her daddy.
ew. nice analysis.
oh, and the “ew” was because cindy mccain has actually had sex with john mccain. who does that?
he’s down with skeletor
/kool keith