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my creepy february horoscope

i’m using some down time to whittle away at a pile of unread magazines, and look what i find from instyle:

now i don’t usually go seeking out my horoscope, but if it’s right there in front of me in easy-to-digest niblets, then i’ll probably read it. note in the bold, “Take advantage of a chance to travel abroad or cross country starting around the 20th.”

for the record, i left on my cross country road trip on the 27th.

now i know these things are written to be as vague as possible, but, come on. weird. right?

One Response to “ my creepy february horoscope ”

  1. Russell Heimlich said:

    I’m older than Mischa Barton!

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