my partner in crime has taken issue with my latest blog post criticizing his driving skills and general sense of worth. he refuses to comment and refute my claims himself, so i’ll address some of his concerns and then immediately discredit them.

1. jimmy thinks he can’t be both a “completely worthless passenger/driver.” he says i have to pick one. i disagree. my point is that, taken as a whole, his worth as a roadtrip partner, as both a passenger and a driver, is minimal. i will back down from the claim that his worthlessness is “complete,” but it’s impossible to decide which role he was more worthless in, so i must name both for the sake of accuracy.

2. in his own defense, he also says he’s a “night person”—proven by his ability to stop so expertly at the sight of the deer. i admit, if i had been driving, i definitely would have hit that sucker, so props to jimmy for being alert. but once again, i add, this is alertness propped on the back of my extensive day driving and day conversation. in conclusion, you just got pwned

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