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proud to be a michigander

miss michigan won the miss america competition (yes, the one with the talent competition), and she is pretty hot.

but this woman is way too tan to be from michigan. it’s january, people.

also, i am absolutely loving this kwame kilpatrick text message scandal. do plan on carrying on an affair with your chief of staff? don’t send a shitton of text messages detailing every room where you’ve done the deed (such as room 311 at the residence inn in madison heights, of all places). i was looking for more hilarious transcripts, but this will have to do

KK: I’m at Laker game. The security doesn’t believe I’m mayor. [not anymore!] Mike is pulling out all kind of shirt to prove it.
CB: And, did you miss me, sexually? [no, just your stunning intellect.]
KK: Hell yeah! You couldn’t tell. I want some more. Don’t sleep! [kwame’s hungry …]

thanks jesse, for the research help.

3 Responses to “ proud to be a michigander ”

  1. Maggical said:

    Whoa, Miss Michigan has some muscular thighs. I still think her hair makes her look like she’s from the Deep South.

  2. Jina said:

    I agree with the previous post. I actually like Miss Michigan ‘cuz of her bangin’ thighs! No more of this frail figure stuff, ladies.

    And, it’s been kinda fun around here for the Kwame-Scandal. He’s such an idiot, and all the “breaking news” related to the story on Channel 4 and such has been highly entertaining thus far. Apparently, he’s in “hiding” now…And, many believe one of Beatty’s children is, in fact, fathered by him.

  3. Michael said:

    I am not really sure which is more scandalist… Miss America/fMichigan’s thighs or Kwame’s latenight hotelroom meet-ups…..

    I’ll take the Thighs….

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