Archive for January, 2008

his platform

his view of hillary
“I would argue that a woman’s role as nurturer and object of desire, as well as her less imposing stature, tend to confuse, or even vitiate, her authority.”

in other news, people are absolutely horrible:
Driver drops bid to sue family of boy he killed

thanks matt and maggie for the heads up.

try unscrambling the first line.

an excellent find from andy.

miss michigan won the miss america competition (yes, the one with the talent competition), and she is pretty hot.

but this woman is way too tan to be from michigan. it’s january, people.

also, i am absolutely loving this kwame kilpatrick text message scandal. do plan on carrying on an affair with your chief of staff? don’t send a shitton of text messages detailing every room where you’ve done the deed (such as room 311 at the residence inn in madison heights, of all places). i was looking for more hilarious transcripts, but this will have to do

KK: I’m at Laker game. The security doesn’t believe I’m mayor. [not anymore!] Mike is pulling out all kind of shirt to prove it.
CB: And, did you miss me, sexually? [no, just your stunning intellect.]
KK: Hell yeah! You couldn’t tell. I want some more. Don’t sleep! [kwame’s hungry …]

thanks jesse, for the research help.

wtf. i work blogged about this university of utah story yesterday, and the follow-up story isn’t that interesting.

but what is interesting is that the guy who wrote the story is named “tony pizza.” this must be fake.

all this talk of mercury-filled tuna makes me want to eat sushi more and more.

i love living on the edge.

going to the WWII memorial and the air and space museum are awesome ideas. check out these hot pics:

what would make this complete is if i was pointing to where on my hand i used to live.

some chromo something or other image of my bro and i

if you combine that with the triple pig action–best birthday ever?

cousin mike sent me this gem of a video:

Funny Kid Isnt Sorry About Huge Party – Watch more free videos
the best part is this whole fight he has w/ the broadcaster about his glasses. i’m pretty sure she wants to stab herself in the face.

and lastly from cousin allen, a headline from yahoo health (not even some dinky school newspaper):
Dsylexia Can Be Overcome
and if you don’t find that mildly funny, then maybe you have dyslexia too.

yeah, i got a sweet burberry clutch from my mom, but is that really better than 3 pigs on a string?

if you were wondering, the big pig represents the pentagon budget; the middle pig, the education budget; and the smallest pig, money to fight world hunger.
but really, the point is that this thing waddles like a mofro. fo sho.